#QuotableMondays: Last Week Tonight & ‘Abomination Pizza’ (NSFW)

I was catching up on Last Week Tonight over the weekend, and stumbled over a reference to the grossly mass-manufactured pies of Pizza Hut. Oliver made the quip as an aside about a piece on Dr. Oz as a snake-oil salesman. Here’s the quote, and then the clip:

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“Just because some bread, tomatoes, and cheese got black-out drunk and fucked each other in an abandoned dumpster doesn’t mean that you get to call the resulting abomination ‘pizza.’”

Pajiba has a post up that encapsulates the segment well, with lots of F bombs and delicious smack-downs: “John Oliver’s Explanation of the First Amendment is a Must Read for Every Dumbass Troll on the Internet.” A-freakin-men.

Pizza Hut image credit: Kunal Janu

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